Britney Spears

Mark your calendars. Britney’s new album titled Circus — because her life is one, get it?! — will be released December 2nd, coinciding with her 27th birthday. Much like Blackout, this album is being marketed as a comeback release which, execs hope, will return Britney to her previous form. That of a provocatively dressed Catholic school girl dancing down a high school hallway desired by everyone, not of a chain smoking, alcohol swilling, tubby disaster we’ve read about for the past few years. Definitely not the latter. Fingers crossed.