Hayden’s freaking out, man

Hayden Panettiere recently bought a $2.6 million house in West Hollywood, but her boyfriend/co-star Milo Ventimiglia isn’t happy. He thought they were going to buy a house together. In fact, he wants to marry Hayden. Star reports:

But it turns out Hayden isn’t ready to play house. According to the friend, she’s “freaking out” because Milo keeps talking marriage. Adds the chum, “She’s not even old enough to have a drink, so she’s not even thinking about settling down.”

Jesus, Milo. Calm down. She just turned 18. She still has to bang a bunch of dudes before she settles down. She hasn’t even gone to rehab, flashed her vadge or been arrested yet. Isn’t doing one of those a prerequisite in Hollywood for marriage? They’re like rites of passage. Don’t take that away from her and me.