A sex tape featuring Soulja Boy aka DeAndre Cortez Way and a dude named Arab has reportedly leaked and found its way to the dark place I like to call “the internets” or that thing Al Gore invented. I haven’t actually seen the video because I haven’t mustered the courage to dig through hundreds of gay porn to find it so this could all be a rumor, but there are pictures. For example, here and here and here (highly NSFW). Don’t click those unless you’re prepared to see some dude with a dick in his mouth. No homo. One of those links has a comparison of Soulja Boy’s tattoos. Draw your own conclusions I guess. Me? I’ll be looking for hidden meanings in his songs for the next 10 minutes.”Super fresh, now watch me jock”? “Then i’m cocking on your bitch”? Why, that does sound mighty queer.

* Note that I don’t even know what Soulja Boy looks like so you could have just been looking at gay porn, in which case, dude, you are totally gay. Also, this is from 4chan so there’s a 100% chance they’re just having their lulz so take note that this is fake.

I’ve put up a Youtube video of Soulja Boy dry humping some guy in lieu of any of those linked pics because they’re pretty unclear and I’d have blur them anyway.

Hat tip to Anonymous. You got to get better ps skills next time (link NSFW). Even though this is fake, the video is still awesome. Awesomely gay.