Pink has been silent ever since the dissolution of her marriage with pro BMX’er Carey Hart, but she has finally opened up. Asked what she misses most about her ex-husband, Pink responded:
“I really loved my husband’s penis. It was really pretty.”
Jesus. TMI. No one wants to hear this stuff. Talk about your new album or your upcoming tour. Don’t mention your ex’s penis. That’s just creepy and gross. I’d rather hear Rosie O’Donnel describe in great detail the different ways she sodomizes a donut than listen to Pink talk about this. Because when Pink even remotely sexualizes herself, it leads to a morbid fascination of what Pink would look like naked and that’s not an image I want seared into my skull. Surprisingly, I prefer not to spend hours poking at my brain with a coat hanger to try and rid myself of some disturbing mental picture.