Beyonce FAIL

For her new double album, Beyonce has titled it “I Am … .” “” is the name she has given her alter-ego which is apparently the one who made it.

“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am,” the former Destiny’s Child frontwoman said in a statement.

“Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”

No. I don’t think you’re mentally unstable AT ALL, Beyonce. What? No I’m not backing out of the room slowly. I just, um, need to use the restroom. Yea, that’s it. The restroom. Hey, but wish Sasha Fierce *snicker* good luck. I’m sure her and her ridiculous name which was concocted by a fifth grader pretending to be a pop star will make a big splash on the music scene and bring you to your past glory.

via ONTD