Madonna takes David to Kabbalah

Listening to Madonna talk about anything is infuriating. Every time she opens her mouth you just want to grab her by the neck and shake her around like an infant (that’s what I do to get them to stop crying). In an interview on Sunday, Madonna said:

“I’m sad about my personal life, but I feel very blessed and very lucky that I have the opportunity to do what I do in my professional life,” Madonna said in an interview Sunday. “It would be horrible if I was just thinking about getting a divorce and had nothing to do.”

Well boo-hoo. Maybe if Madonna hadn’t forced Guy into her fantasy religion or made him follow a marriage contract or adopted a baby because it was the trendy thing to do at the time, she wouldn’t be getting a divorce. Also, not modeling her body after a young Arnold Schwarzenegger would have helped tremendously. What did she do, anyway? Walk into the gym one day and tell her trainer, “I want to look like this,” while pointing to the cover of an Incredible Hulk comic book? The awkward silence that followed should have been a sign that that wasn’t one of her best ideas.