Jennifer Aniston keeps talking about how the whole Brad and Angelina thing doesn’t affect her but you know it secretly does. She must see Brad’s face in everything from clouds in the sky to the mound of cookie dough she shovels into her mouth while she watches Mr. And Mrs. Smith. Anyway, Aniston attended the premiere of Marley and Me and, regarding the GQ article, she commented, “I wasn’t trying to make any statement.” Sure you weren’t. And I’m not trying to bid on Heidi Klum’s panties.
John Mayer also got out his megaphone and defended his lady.
“I mean, if I have a problem with that cover, I should just get the hell out of here,” he said.
When a reporter tried to get him to hold a copy, Mayer joked, “No, don’t make me hold it – you’re pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die.”
I have no idea what that means. Is John saying she’s so ugly that she kills angels? Maybe. Probably. That John Mayer is so cruel.