Jeremy Piven does Page Six

Page Six Magazine via PEOPLE said Jeremy Piven was a grade A asshole during a photo shoot meant to promote his play Speed the Plow. This was before he claimed to have contracted mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi.

“This isn’t my first time on the merry-go-round,” he said when asked to pose for a traditional head-shot. “You want mediocre? I can give you mediocre.” His pose? A DMV-worthy grin.

But, as you can see here, Piven didn’t want to give mediocre a little later. He popped his collar, and “letting out a guttural moan,” ripped the sleeves off a $350 Giorgio Armani shirt, the mag reports. (result above)

Bravo, Jeremy Piven. You’ve earned the title of the biggest dick in the world. You must want your prize. Here it is. Two scoops of “die in a fire” with a side of “being extinguished with a bat.” Bon appetit.

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