Pamela Anderson needs to call it quits

Either out of nostalgia or a misguided attempt at shock, Pamela Anderson was invited to walk the Richie Rich fashion show last night. It was disturbing to say the least. She looks so gross and unnatural. I’d rather be locked in a room with the chimp who tore that woman’s face off than watch Pamela model anything other than a full body trash bag. 9 out of 10 scientists agree, you might even catch an infection by looking at these for too long. It’s like The Ring only worse because death never comes.