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Britney Spears’ dad, Jamie, showed up in court on Monday to petition the judge to make the restraining order against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib permanent. Jamie alleges Lutfi slipped Britney a pre-paid cell phone in order to get around the fact that Britney’s calls are all monitored now. Jamie says this is all part of Lutfi’s plan to undermine his conservatorship. TMZ says:

The nanny heard Britney talking to Sam and Adnan on the pre-paid phone in the wee hours of the morning one day. It appears Jamie believes Sam and Adnan got her the phone in an attempt to poison her against Jamie and to torpedo the conservatorship.

Jamie also blames Lutfi for causing Britney to lose everything. He explained that when Lutfi was in control, Britney lost her career, her kids and drover her to a nervous breakdown.

“When Lutfi was in so-called control, [Britney] lost everything – her kids and career,” Jamie Spears said at the hearing. “I believe he’s a predator, I believe he’s a predator, I believe he’s very dangerous to her … and causes her a lot of anguish and disbelief. We’ve asked him to go away before, and now he’s coming back. We just want the man to go away. Just leave us alone.

This pretty much boils down to which Britney you want to see. A broken down Britney whose only career is to be a fixture in tabloids or a saner Britney who goes on tour and looks hot. Personally, I like hot Britney. Although, fat Britney allowed for a much wider range of jokes.

Now all I can make fun of her for is not having a six-pack. A four-pack, Britney? C’mon. I can get a four-pack in my sleep. While eating ice cream! Fatty.