Katy Perry’s concert in Manchester had everything. Watchmen tribute shoulder pads on top of a Snow White costume, polka dots, dancing, female masturbation. Nothing was left out. In fact, some may argue this could have been the perfect concert. I asked the homeless man who lives in a cardboard box down the street from me what his thoughts were and he said, “Bagels? Spare some bagels?” In hindsight, I probably should have clarified the question.
