Lily Allen went off on a paparazzo in London yesterday when one of them accidentally rear-ended her. As soon as it happened, Allen got out of her car, threw a water bottle at him, kicked him and then either slapped or punched him or both. I like how the other photog and her bodyguard have a look of horror and confusion on their faces like they just witnessed some old lady get pantsied.
The photog being attacked only looked mildly annoyed like when a kid beats on you with one of those foam baseball bats. Being rejected at a bar probably hurts more than what Lily’s doing. She is feisty though and doesn’t seem to have a lot of quit in her. You’d probably need a lot of rope to keep her strapped to your bed. Heh heh heh.