Nadya Suleman @ The Park

TMZ confirms that a video that shows the birth of Nadya Suleman’s octuplets is being shopped around for seven figures. No word on who’s behind the camera but the tape was shot with her consent.

The only thing I want to know is who wants to see this. It’s gross. The one time I saw a birth video in sex ed I had to take five showers because I felt so dirty. I’m guessing this will look a lot like when you dissect a pregnant tiger shark. The only difference is the surgeon doesn’t run up behind a nurse to try and scare them by dangling one in front of their face or make the babies do a funny dance.