Nadya Suleman @ The Park

Nadya Suleman’s publicist has quit for the second time. The latest rep hadn’t even made it a month before exclaiming, “It just got to be too much. It’s pretty much a free for all over there right now.” According to the pub, the Suleman’s are “freaking out right now” because they depended on him for everything.

If you’re wondering why he quit, it’s simple. Nadya “got real greedy” and she’s “nuts” and him quitting was every bit as personal as you’d think it’d be.

Nadya’s first publicist had this to say at the time of her departure.

“They’d put me in the wood chipper and throw me in the bottom of the ocean and hope I die,” Killeen said. “We’ve gotten her through the worst part of it and now they are putting their venom and anger toward us.”

Meanwhile, Nadya just bought a 2,538 sq ft 4 bedroom, 3 bath house in La Habra for her 14 children. It sports a large master bedroom with walk-in closet and big backyard. TMZ says she paid near the asking price with all the money she’s gotten from whoring herself around.

This works out to around 3-4 people per bedroom if you include her. Which is good. I regularly keep five children per bedroom at my factory. I find that forcing them to bond with each other makes them sew faster. Also, under feeding them will keep their fingers nimble and quick. Just a few tips you should consider if you ever want to start your own Nike sweatshop.