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Beyonce sounds horrible

By The Blemish, 9:46 AM on Apr 22, 2009, 0 Comments

Howard Stern played the board feed from Beyonce’s performance on the Today Show and it was horrible. It sounded like razor blades slicing through my eardrums. Dogs started howling when I played this. Honestly, my ass could sing better after a monster burrito.

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