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Britney’s hair can’t stand her head

By The Blemish, 9:10 AM on Apr 24, 2009, 0 Comments

Britney Spears performed in Oakland last night and during her performance where some guy falls from the sky to lift her from a chair, part of her extensions broke off. That or it wanted to escape the vast emptiness of Britney’s head. But that wasn’t the most shocking part of the show. No, the most shocking thing was the tensile strength of the wire used to suspend both the dancer and Britney in mid-air.

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