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Heidi Montag launches a combined assault

By The Blemish, 10:25 AM on May 12, 2009, 2 Comments

Prepare yourselves for stunning mediocrity. Heidi Montag released the music video for her latest single Blackout which they filmed in Mexico. If I were them, I’d ask for a refund.

Ugh, this is horrible. I have home videos that could make a better music video than this and most of them are just of me dropping the camera on the ground and running away screaming like a little girl after a bee flies by my head.

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2 Responses to “Heidi Montag launches a combined assault”

  • Laura
    3:36 PM

    during the parts where she *ahem* sings “whoa” into the camera, we should sync it with the horse sound “Naaah! Naaah!” instead. at least that’s what my mind does while watching this shit.

    • Victor
      4:54 PM

      We don’t want to confuse the horses.