Kelly Ripa was in Miami over the weekend where she put on a bikini and dazzled everyone with her hot abs and freaky bellybutton. What’s her kid doing swimming with his shirt on though? Does he have body image issues? The quickest way to resolve that is to strip him naked and throw him into the deep end. That’s how I overcame my fear of being shirtless in public and developed a natural distrust of people. I should write a parenting book.
