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Paris Hilton is Paris Hilton in Cannes

By The Blemish, 11:50 AM on May 19, 2009, 4 Comments

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You didn’t expect Paris Hilton to keep her legs crossed the whole time at Cannes did you? Of course not. That would be like asking a baby not to cry or Megan Fox not to give me a boner.

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4 Responses to “Paris Hilton is Paris Hilton in Cannes”

  • mark
    1:25 PM

    Wow she’s looking very skinny here.

  • RMarie
    1:46 PM

    gross.

  • ak
    2:12 PM

    When did Paris turn into a 40-year-old divorcee from the 1960s?

  • The Guy Behind The Guy
    9:54 PM

    Didn’t she already learn her lesson about guys with video cameras?