Paris Hilton bought a pig

Paris Hilton added another animal to her menagerie of death. A piglette she named Princess Piglette. Bought for $4,500, the miniature pig will arrive at Hilton’s doorstep in 4-5 weeks. In 12-16 weeks she’ll forget she ever bought it. In 20-24 weeks she’ll have bacon for breakfast.

Asked for comment about how her dog Tinkerbell will feel about this new addition, Paris gave a blank look and pointed to Princess Piglette’s picture and said, “Pig. Not dog. Pig.”