Hugh Hefner is in his 80′s and still has foursomes on the regular (high five). But don’t think this isn’t without its dangers. For example, one time he almost choked to death on a Ben Wa Ball. Hugh says he was having sex with four Playmates (okay, we get it, you’re awesome) when he almost swallowed the toy. An interesting story, yet no one thought to ask what it was doing in his mouth in the first place which is a failure on their part.
Hugh also says that now that he’s 83, he does everything within the confines of his bed. “My most treasured possession is my rotating round bed. I don’t have dinner parties – I eat my dinner in bed. I relax with my girls in bed, just watching a movie and having a good time. If I had to dress up in fancy dress, I’d wear my pyjamas.”
This proves Hugh Hefner is one of the greatest men to ever live. In his old age he enjoys a sedentary life and pretty much just snaps his fingers if he wants a foursome with his new girlfriends Crystal Harris and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. In my old age, they’ll probably commit me when I start randomly snapping my fingers and scream “foursome!”.
