Paris Hilton is fun
Over at Deadspin, one MTV producer shares stories from his time working on the MTV Spring Break broadcasts back in the early 2000’s and wouldn’t you know it, one of them is about Paris Hilton taking it from behind by some rock star.
I wasn’t there, but this is maybe the most famous MTV Spring Break story ever. Paris Hilton, again. One day, a wardrobe woman went back to one of the temporary tents that are set up around the stage. Paris Hilton was there, and she was on her hands and knees, taking it from behind from some rock star. I can’t remember who. It was one of those late-’90s bands with one name and a bunch of bad goatees. Like, Fuel or something. Anyway, this woman walks in, and Paris raises her hand and says, “Busy.”
You mean to tell me that early in 2000, Paris Hilton was a total whore? The same Paris Hilton who had a hand in releasing a porno of her blowing Rick Salomon was taking it from behind by a has-been rock star during spring break? I’m shocked. Just, shocked! “Not my Paris!”, I exclaimed as I read this story. Obviously they must be talking about someone else.
There is a rumor that not only did she pretty much single-handedly infect NYC and LA with 80% of the herpes outbreak in the early-mid 2000’s but that she was a high(er)end hooker and would do regular gigs with wealthy Arabs, and Paul Allen when he had women on his Yacht to entertain business and social contacts. Hoooooker. What do you expect, she’s a 10th grade drop out, the man who managed to make her career and millions is a genius.
JEALOUS!
PARIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! PLEASE DELETE THIS OR PARIS IS GONNA SUE YOU! SHES A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING AND SO LOVING AND CARING TO EVERYONE SHE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS! SHE IS RICH AND HAS A PINK BENTLEY AND YOU’RE A JEALOUS BITCH! IF YOU THINK YOU ARE OFFENDING HER YOU’RE JUST MAKING HER MORE FAMOUS AND RICHER! BYE.
Paris Hilton is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and I think the L.A. media agree. Paris worked very hard to get noticed, and it has paid off, big time for her. Good luck to you P. And keep up your great work. We love you!
I really hope Paris reads my comments.