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Jim Carrey is crazy

After breaking up with Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey has gone crazy. He went on a weird Twitter rant.

– RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by me,the actual Jim Carrey,who has opinions about stuff.—>

– …I am grateful for my avatar’s many yrs of dedicated service, but nowone has ever won the Tour De France while peddling. —->

– …so I killed him,I do not plan 2 bow to expectations or to be confined by the fear of losing altitude in the ‘statusphere’! (my word)—->

– …I have freed Truman,at long last!I am now free 2 be my whole self,which includes a somewhat contemplative nature,a yen 4 sociology—>

– ..and a joyfully disarming(with a hacksaw if necessary)sense of humor.I promise 2 reflect all that I’m seeing,hearing,feeling,sensing—>

– …and being fed by the media.I was almost out of Tiger untill E.T Supersized me!But I will wear cool shades and get my lips injected! p^m

– word missing earlier. ‘Nowone has ever won the Tour De France by ‘back’ peddling. GET IT?! IT IS BETTER WITH THAT! HA HA! Sleeeeep! |^•zzz

– Some folks out there are worried that I stay up too late but their fundamental mistake is in assuming that I haven’t moved to Fiji! |^•snore

– @The_Ironist RT This is no breakdown! It’s a breakthrough! And if you’ll just loosen these straps, I’ll show you the difference! %^•

You’ll have to remember. This is Jim Carrey we’re talking about. 100% he’s this annoying in real life.  He’s probably just bored and hasn’t met his quota of crazy for the day. The only reason Jenny McCarthy tolerated him for so long was because she was equally if not more crazy.

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Esther V.
Esther V.
14 years ago

He’s not crazy, you idiots, he’s brilliant. Don’t you understand metaphor? That’s the sad state of affairs these days, an “undead” generation reviewing books they know nothing about. I saw a review where the word stiletto was referenced, and all they could think about was, what do high heels have to do with it…its original meaning was a knife. No one reads anymore, Ray Bradbury and others predicted this technological take over (Twilight Zone, etc.) and it really has come true, to a certain extent. Jim Carey is simply tired of living by the laws of TMZ, high school or… Read more »

Villain's minion
Villain's minion
14 years ago

Read his tweets a couple times and I’m pretty sure it’s all tongue in cheek. Whatever. I see nothing wrong with what he tweeted. But every one ‘says’ he’s crazy right and now every blogger feels free to run with that because if you say it enough times, people automatically come to think its true. SMH