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In Touch Weekly reports that the semi-recently married Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Delesa, don’t share a bed. They say it’s because of his snoring but the real reason is probably because “girls are icky.”

They’ve only been married for five months, but Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Deleasa, are already sleeping in separate beds. According to a friend of the couple’s, when it comes to their sleeping arrangements, the honeymoon is over. But it’s not what you think — the problem is that Kevin, 22, snores like a freight train! “Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly,” the insider explains. “She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy.” “They are still crazy about each other,” says the pal. “But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends.”

Whatever. You know Kevin Jonas is still traumatized from their honeymoon when he first saw a vagina. He probably suffers from PTSD and has flashbacks every time he eats clams or fish. He probably goes into shock when someone asks if he wants to eat at a seafood buffet.

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