Jackass “star” Bam Margera is in the hospital today after he was hit in the head with a bat. A real bat. Not one of those flying ones. At 2 AM this morning outside of Bam’s bar in West Chester, PA, him and a woman got into a fight which led to her whacking him in the back of the head with a baseball bat. The woman was arrested and charged with assault. Bam’s condition is unknown.
The only thing this story is missing is Johnny Knoxville laughing his ass off while Bam lay there unconscious. That would have been the greatest Jackass finale ever. I mean, there’s no way this could be any worse than some of the stunts he’s pulled. Couple that with the fact there’s not much in his head to bash around and I expect a full recovery by tomorrow.
