In startling news today, Daniel Radcliffe revealed Justin Bieber isn’t a woman. Wait, you mean she’s he’s not? I always thought Bieber was famous because of his Chaz Bono-esque life story. Please. Explain.
Which leads us into some unfamiliar territory, as Dan might be the last person on US soil who only just heard of Justin Beiber. “I only heard Justin Beiber like for the first time like two weeks ago. I genuinely thought it was a woman singing. I’d never heard it before,” he admitted with a laugh.
Wow. You think you know someone and then, bam, people tell you he’s a 16-year-old kid and not some post-op lesbian.
Up top is a female Justin Bieber lookalike who had the cops called on her for underage drinking because people confused her with the real Justin Bieber. So, you could see how confusing Justin for a woman is an honest mistake.