Jon Gosselin lost some weight

Jon Gosselin used to be a tubby, Ed Hardy wearing douchebag but time has passed and things have changed. He’s now a slightly less tubby, Ed Hardy wearing douchebag. InTouch Weekly has photos of the new “in shape” Gosselin. He looks like he’s sucking in his gut. From InTouch via Popeater:

“Jon’s made time for himself,” Gosselin’s friend tells the magazine. “Jon’s own dad never took care of himself and died at an early age, so Jon is doing whatever he can to ensure he’ll be around for his kids as long as possible.”

Oh whatever. Jon isn’t doing this for himself. He’s doing it because he’s broke and needs to get the cover of a magazine. Also, he wants to get laid. No chick likes hopping on a fatty and slapping their belly to ride the wave because that ride is never taking them to Orgasmville. It’s more likely to make a 6 hour stop at the Butter Pecan Station.