Snooki looks like a munchkin who fell in Willy Wonka’s chocolate river and drank her way out. So of course she’s not going to embarrass herself by putting her lumpy body into a bikini. However, she wants us to believe otherwise. Snooki says she prefers one-pieces because they’re more provocative.
She explains to PEOPLE, “I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds. I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
Wow. I almost couldn’t hear her over the deafening sound of people rolling eyes and snickering.
Although, to her credit, she does admit she needs to hit the gym. “I was more fit when I was cheerleading in high school. I will hit the gym and do cheerleading stunts for some good exercise in coming days.” But she adds that it’s not because she thinks she’s fat. “My self image was fine when I came down to Miami in April and it’s fine now. We all have flaws. We work within them to look our best.”
Cheerleader? Yeah, right. The only way Snooki could jump more than 2 inches off the ground is if there was a carton of Ben & Jerry’s hanging 10 feet above her head.
