Conan O’Brien released a promo for his new show on TBS. In it, he washes his desk like one of those 80′s bikini car wash videos to the tune of Def Leppard’s ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’. There’s no doubt Conan is funny but if he’s going to do this, he should go all the way. Show your tits or at least smush your red, hairy nipples against a glass desk while a camera films from below. That would be so hot.