Jason Trawick beat on Britney Spears

Jason Alexander, Britney Spears’ husband of five hours, tells Star that Britney called him in a frenzy claiming her current boyfriend, Jason Trawick, beat her and gave her a black eye.

“Britney is in an abusive relationship,” the entertainer’s first husband says in a detailed interview with Star. “She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”

Childhood friends Britney and Alexander stayed in touch after their 55-hour marriage was annulled in 2004. But their casual texts, phone calls and emails took a dark turn when she recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye,” Alexander says.

Alexander says he’s telling the world because he’s “really concerned” for Britney. Then he rubbed his thumb, index and middle finger together to ask when he was going to get paid.

Radar put up audio of the incident but the woman on the other end sounds nothing like Britney. She actually sounds more like Miley Cyrus than Britney. So can we conclude Jason Trawick is beating on Mily Cyrus AND Britney? Yes we can, folks. Yes we can. *Takes off detective hat, smokes bubble pipe.*