Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Lemony Snicket broke up with Bradley Cooper because he was an infidel. I mean because of his infidelity. Star magazine claims Bradley Cooper was having affairs with Sandra Bullock and Jessica Biel during his relationship with Renee Zellweger and that there is photographic evidence. Quick, someone call the pixel police.
One of the pictures shows the actor leaving a hotel minutes apart from one of the beauties and an eyewitness told Star they looked “flustered and unkempt.”
Reps for the couple didn’t comment, but an insider tells Star, “Bradley has been looking for a way out of this relationship for months.”
Not like the guy couldn’t have been banging another chick from the same hotel. Maybe it was a coincidence. Maybe he was just up there eating ice cream, talking about PMS and cramping and giving each other mani-pedis. Let me ask you this, did his hands look real nice and soft when he left? Uh, oh yea. Of course that’s related to what I just said. Heh heh. Why would you think otherwise?