The Blemish

Charlie Sheen Fired from ‘Two and a Half Men’

Effective immediately, ’s services on top ranked CBS show are no longer needed. Because he’s fired.

Warner Bros. just released this statement: “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on “Two and a Half Men” effective immediately.”

Don’t worry. Charlie will still claim he’s winning. That is until his funds dry up and he can no longer afford those hookers and porn stars anymore at which point he’ll drop to his knees and scream to the heavens, “Oh god, what have I done?!”

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