Miley Cyrus used to be loved by all of America when she was Hanna Montanna but then she grew up and started acting stupid. Now she says America hates her. That fact probably isn’t helped by only touring South America and Australia.
“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me,” she said. “Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.”
Not touring the US is phase one of her plan to get back in the good graces of Americans. Phase two is to call all her American fans fat, lazy and stupid. Phase three is to take a dump on the American flag. #WINNING
