The Blemish

Nicki Minaj Gave Steve Nash a Lap Dance

While performing in, er, somewhere, brought on stage and gave him a depressingly dull lap dance. The type you get from the day shift at a strip club. You can’t even label this a lap dance. There wasn’t even contact.

Not only that, but they thought Nash was going to feel her up so to prevent him from molesting this rainbow bride of Frankenstein, two dancers held his arms and played it off like it was part of the act.

This was lame. So was the one she gave to Chris Paul. This is like a lap dance you’d get at Charlie’s Chocolate Factory.

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