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Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants You to Focus Up Top

The bad news is Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body went to hell a few years ago. She looks like a weeble. It’s actually impossible to push her to the ground because she’s so bottom heavy and her center of gravity so low, she’d spring back up.

The good news is she’s figured out a way to hide her hips and have everyone focus on her breasts.

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Cdettbarn
Cdettbarn
12 years ago

That’ a terrible thing tosay. She is beaytiful! I just looked her up online because I was admiring her on the Ellen dhow and couldn’t bekieve how wnderful she looks!

Avruiz2
Avruiz2
12 years ago

somebody needs to get a reasonable life instead of hating on someone as beautiful as Jennifer. No wonder you are sitting behind your desk, writing such a hateful article, are you trying to hid YOUR hips? Get real.

boblobla
boblobla
12 years ago

Ummm the pictures of j.l.hewitt in the red dress don’t look like her body has gone to hell to me and i’m a guy. She looks like a woman to me.

otownkid
otownkid
12 years ago

I’ll f**k the s**t out of Jen anywhere, anytime,anyhow. Until she hits menopause, she wi;; laways be good to go.

anon
anon
12 years ago

wow that is unnecessarily harsh i think she looks great

cowbulls
cowbulls
12 years ago

She may not be the JLH of 10 years ago but the JLH of today is still a beautiful woman.  I would rather have her today than all but a very few women in the world. 

Cdettbarn
Cdettbarn
12 years ago

That’ a terrible thing tosay. She is beaytiful! I just looked her up online because I was admiring her on the Ellen dhow and couldn’t bekieve how wnderful she looks!

Avruiz2
Avruiz2
12 years ago

somebody needs to get a reasonable life instead of hating on someone as beautiful as Jennifer. No wonder you are sitting behind your desk, writing such a hateful article, are you trying to hid YOUR hips? Get real.

boblobla
boblobla
12 years ago

Ummm the pictures of j.l.hewitt in the red dress don’t look like her body has gone to hell to me and i’m a guy. She looks like a woman to me.

otownkid
otownkid
12 years ago

I’ll f**k the s**t out of Jen anywhere, anytime,anyhow. Until she hits menopause, she wi;; laways be good to go.