Jennifer Love Hewitt Content to be Fat

Sorry, Brian Hallisay, your wife Jennifer Love Hewitt is in no rush to lose that baby weight anytime soon. You know what you were getting yourself into when you married her.

“I really thought I was going to be super consumed with trying to get my body back to the way it was before, and now that I’m a mom, I’m like I don’t want to be that girl again because that girl didn’t have a baby and didn’t have a great husband and didn’t have this blissful existence that I’m having now,” Hewitt gushed to Us Weekly at the Pea in the Pod event in Beverly Hills on April 1.

Someone should tell Jennifer that when Brian comes home and sighs it’s not because he’s had a hard day at work. To be fair, it’s not like she’s sitting around stuffing her face with Cheetos every chance she gets.

“I’ve been doing Zumba, and I’ve worked it out so the baby’s been doing Zumba with me,” she revealed. “We dance together, and I carry her as a weight so we’ve been having fun that way. The body takes about six months to fully come back so I haven’t wanted to injure myself so I’ve been swimming because it’s low impact on my system.”

Oh, finally. I thought I’d never find out what babies are good for besides gurgling and pooping. Free weights. I guess you just strap a handle on them and you’re good to go.

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