Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Always Been Crazy, She Sent Matt Damon a Bed

Jennifer Love Hewitt revealed that she’s been crazy her whole life. At 19, she once sent Matt Damon a bed based on something she read about him once. Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she explained that she felt sorry for Damon and that it wasn’t a not-so-subtle hint that they should get to banging.

“Well, I’m not a normal person,” Hewitt prefaced her story, before explaining, “I was reading an article and he said this really sad thing about how all his dreams were coming true but he didn’t feel that he had a bed of his own, he was always traveling.”

“I remember being really busy also and thinking that’s so sad, to have all your dreams come true but not have a solid foundation. So for some reason, I though an aerobed would help that for him,” she admitted, laughing.

Wow, why not just send him a mold of your vagina?

“In my head, I thought, ‘He can travel with it, then it’s always his safe place.’ I didn’t go over it with anyone, I should’ve been like, ‘Hey, should I send this to Matt Damon?’ and they would’ve been like, ‘No you’re crazy, don’t do it!’ But I didn’t, so I got the information he was in Paris, filming something, so I sent it to Paris.”

See what happens when no one is around to tell people no? Stuff like this happens.

Sadly for Hewitt, the gift didn’t appear to go down well with Damon. “I never got a ‘thank you,’” she admitted. “It made me sad. I understand maybe his security never gave it to him, that’s a possibility.”

Matt Damon may not have responded to the gift, but I’m sure he slept with a knife under his pillow for two weeks after.

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