Paris Hilton’s reality show, The World According to Paris, debuted on the Oxygen network last week to piss poor ratings. Paris has now regrouped and went back to the drawing board to figure out what went wrong and how to improve upon it.
Haha, just kidding. She took no responsibility whatsoever and blamed the network instead. Nothing is ever Paris’ fault. She’s a perfect angel.
“Paris is furious that the show didn’t premiere at the time it was supposed to,” an insider tells me when speaking about ‘The World According to Paris.’ “She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets.”
There’s no denying the time slot issue did happen but Popeater notes that it doesn’t explain why so few watched in the markets where the show debuted at the correct time.
I have a theory though. It’s probably because the promotional efforts she so vehemently claims to have slaved over consisted of lackluster and disastrous interviews such as the one for The View where Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg slammed the show commenting how frivolous it is. What a ringing endorsement! Another reason is because no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore.
Paris’ second season on that MTV show where she found a new friend was a disaster and she hasn’t been able to sell a magazine cover since the Kardashians arrived,” a TV insider tells me. “If the numbers remain less then the 400,000 that tuned in last week she could get pulled off the air.”
Thank god. I hope it gets canceled. I’d rather watch the masturbating French Bulldog from Due Date than watch Paris Hilton being celebrated. Excuse me if I don’t find the entertainment value in watching an undeserving spoiled airhead socialite walk around pretending not to be a racist, classist brat. I guess I’m just weird like that.