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Brad Pitt Not Really Retiring in Three Years

Everyone calm down. Brad Pitt isn’t really retiring in three years like he said he might during a Australian 60 Minutes interview. Pitt explained that he wasn’t putting an exact deadline on his expiration date but he sees it coming, he just has other interests and enjoys the production side. Pitt then added that he’d rather be old and smart then young and dumb and presumably full of, um.

“Me, personally I like ageing. With age comes wisdom and I have said it before and I say it again, I will take wisdom over youth any day. I think certainly, being a father has changed everything for me as far as perspective and interest, taking care of myself and wanting to be around for them,” he said. Telegraph

Ask Madonna and she’d say the opposite. Actually, she might just beckon you towards her with her veiny, gnarled hands and croack, “Come here, dearie,” before pushing you in an oven.

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chewy
chewy
12 years ago

Really, wisdom over youth? Keep telling yourself that. When you’re 20, you can workout for days and never get tired. I’m not 50, but do 50 year olds even go to the gym?

Chieffankc
Chieffankc
12 years ago
Reply to  chewy

Yes we do…dips**t!

Buddy
Buddy
12 years ago

Retiring from acting? When did he start?

He is one of the most over rated pieces of s**t on film. 

In The Know
In The Know
12 years ago

Isn’t it going to be hilarious when all of his gay sex videos come out?  HILARIOUS !!!

Brent
12 years ago

What makes Braddie-boy think he’s got any ‘wisdom’?  Because he private jets all around the world following his ‘wife’ and their 12 children on her mission to save humanity?

Madonna's Publicist
Madonna's Publicist
12 years ago

Dumbass. Madonna doesnt push young virgins into the oven. First she does a Hostel 2 and chains them above a tub and bathes in their blood. Then comes the oven. Your inability to get the facts straight is irresponsible journalism.