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Katy Perry showed up to the American Music Awards yesterday and I don’t know who won anything at the show because I turned into a drooling vegetable after seeing Katy Perry on the red carpet. She looked absolutely perfect and her big breasts made everything even more awesome. If I was at the red carpet, I would have just stood there with a noticeable erection, staring and pointing at Katy Perry while going, “ummghhh.”