Katy Perry showed up to the American Music Awards yesterday and I don’t know who won anything at the show because I turned into a drooling vegetable after seeing Katy Perry on the red carpet. She looked absolutely perfect and her big breasts made everything even more awesome. If I was at the red carpet, I would have just stood there with a noticeable erection, staring and pointing at Katy Perry while going, “ummghhh.”
- Katy Perry’s Hair Now Puke Green
April 8, 2014
- Riff Raff Went on a Date With Katy Perry
March 26, 2014
- Katy Perry Wasn’t Trying to Kiss Miley Cyrus
March 5, 2014
- Katy Perry And John Mayer Aren’t Marrying....
February 26, 2014
- Miley Cyrus Kissed Katy Perry And It Was As...
February 24, 2014
- Internet Detectives Deduce Katy Perry Might Be...
February 17, 2014
- Daft Punk Won It All at the Grammys and Beyoncé...
January 27, 2014
- Katy Perry Finally Covered a Magazine in a Bikini...
January 21, 2014
- John Mayer Hates His Girlfriend’s Music
December 18, 2013
- John Mayer Has a Video Featuring Katy Perry
December 17, 2013
- Katy Perry Fails Hard at NRJ Music Awards
December 16, 2013
- Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts, Christina...
November 25, 2013