Madonna’s 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes Leon, was photographed smoking last Friday in New York and this is amazing news because Madonna is annoying and the legal age for smoking is 18. Watch your kids, you old whore.
Granted, this isn’t surprising considering Madonna was celebrating ecstasy over the weekend. What is surprising is that Lourdes hasn’t turned to harder drugs. If Madonna was my mom, I’d need something, anything to numb numb the embarrassment.