Want to see James Franco in drag? How about Lindsay Lohan stand in front of a white wall at the Chateau Marmont while Terry Richardson takes pictures? Do you want to see a video so artsy that it’ll make you write god-awful poetry in your journal and then cut yourself because you want to feel something, anything again? Then have I got just the video for you. It’s the James Franco directed video for R.E.M’s “Blue.” The video is part of R.E.M’s Collapse Into Now Film Project, a selection of films accompanying each song on their new record. The video is so pretentious that by the end of it, you’re going to have a beret on your head and you won’t even know how it got there.