Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Blew Their Millions Because of Mayan Apocalypse Prophecy | The Blemish

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Blew Their Millions Because of Mayan Apocalypse Prophecy

By on January 29, 2013

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the two biggest morons you’ll ever meet. They somehow lucked into fame, earning around $10 million, and then blew it all before December 21, 2012 because a Mayan prophecy told them the world would end that day.

Pratt told Britain’s OK! Magazine, “We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits. Here’s some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. But the world didn’t end.”

Pratt went on to describe how he spent his millions. “I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.”

This story should be taken with a grain of salt. There’s no way anyone would be dumb enough to believe the Mayan prophecy. One second of research would have shown this to be a myth debunked by scholars. Spencer Pratt must be trolling OK! Magazine. Then again, this is Spencer and Heidi we’re talking about. If you gave them an IQ test, they’d answer every question with “carrot.”

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  • Sooth Sayer

    Tell Spencer my prophecy is: let me use your vapid wife like a blow up fuck doll until 2014 and all their money will mysteriously reappear. No asteroids needed.

    • http://theblemish.com Victor

      There’s so much silicone in there it’d be like bouncing on a car tire.

  • Sooth Sayer

    (like a blow up fuck doll) exactly.