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In what may be a sign of the apocalypse, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West turned down a $3 million offer from an overseas tabloid for pictures of their first born.

Sources say the two don’t plan on selling the pics to anyone. Right now. It’s unclear how the source kept from breaking out in hysterical laughter during the conversation.

Of course, everyone thinks this is a planted story to increase demand thus raising the value for the photos. Which makes a lot of sense. This is Kim Kardashian we’re talking about. She didn’t take a Ray J dick on tape just to half-ass her way through life.