Taylor Swift Broke Up With Harry Styles Because of His Foreskin | The Blemish

Taylor Swift Broke Up With Harry Styles Because of His Foreskin

By on January 25, 2013
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Earlier this week, there was a report that Taylor Swift broke up with Harry Styles because he kissed like a snail and no one wants to kiss a snail. Unless the snail is a banana slug which is just a snail without a shell. Anyhoo, the gist of the story was they had a lack of chemistry on account of Styles dragging his tongue across her mouth during every kiss.

Now the National Enquirer has a new report that says the real reason they broke up was because Taylor wouldn’t stop making fun of Harry’s uncircumcised penis. A source says Harry ended it because he was sick of Taylor “nagging him about clipping his [penis].” Apparently, Taylor didn’t like that Harry wasn’t circumcised so she kept pushing him to get it cut.

Harry told her it wasn’t ever going to happen. Whenever Taylor brought it up, Harry would roll his eyes and ignore her but eventually he couldn’t take it anymore.

What I want to know is how Taylor is going to work that into a song. She’ll have to use a euphemism like this dude had a pet aardvark she didn’t like and she asked him to get rid of it but he said no so obviously it was all his fault and now she’s living in a big old city and all he’s ever going to be is foreskinny.

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  • Mud Butt

    I thought she didn’t put out? Or she wouldn’t go down on his turtle neck? I really see her making the “face” looking at an uncut joint. Is she 1, 2 or 3 hole access? You guys know, don’t you?

    • http://theblemish.com Victor

      I heard she won’t even do ATM. Pssh.

  • Fear

    That is a totally valid reason to break up with a guy. Foreskins are disgusting. Just cut that nasty shit off or no one will ever fuck you. Jesus, it’s not that goddamn hard.

  • I just dont care…

    Your obviously a girl. “Not that hard” ? Thats like cutting a females Labium off i highly doubt its not painfull…

  • richard

    There is a reason why babies get circumcised, and not adolescent males; the amount of pain involved is beyond excruciating. When I was 15 years old I had to have my tonsils removed. While I was out of it on the table, the doctor noticed I was never snipped as a baby. He explained to my mother what was involved, and how it would make it cleaner and better for me when I became a man. She did not know much about these things, and my dad was out of the picture very early in my life. I think I was in my 4th or 5th month in the womb when he packed his bags and hit the road…. back to my reason. When I woke up, my mom was beside my bed and she asked me how I was doing, and if my throat hurt very much. I told her it wasn’t my throat that hurt me. I had no idea they were going to “crop my junk”, and when I woke up I was like WTF???!!!??? Normally, having tonsils removed is a painful procedure, but I did not notice the pain in my throat. The pain I was having on the end of my pubescent penis was horrible. They could not give me enough morphine to make it quit hurting. I would just pass out, but later wake up and hurt like nothing else. Combine the pain of a swift paper cut on a sensitive area(x’s 10) and the flaring intense burn of a newly struck wooden match to the same location, and then also wrap it in 40 grit sandpaper for gauze. All of that might begin to explain the sensation of being circumcised. That is one of the most sensitive parts/places on a mans body. It was after all why they created the “Handle with Care” stickers one can find on many mailed items.

  • Clementine

    I never knew how dull the circumcised penis was until I married a man who is intact as God created. The foreskin is wonderful and so much more pleasurable. American girls, you’re brainwashed, I was one of you. A circumcised cock is disgusting. Also, if you prescribe to circumcision then you think that child abuse is acceptable and you should be ashamed of yourself. #i2

  • Clementine

    Okay, so when are you going to cut your labia off? Fucking idiot.

  • Clementine

    Amen brother

  • Your an idiot

    You are what’s wrong with the world

  • Your an idiot

    So we should circumcise babies because they have no way of telling us how bad it hurts. Makes plenty of sense. Oh yeah, they are pissing and shitting all over the open wound AND can’t have pain medication. Your logic is superb.

  • David B

    A woman has EVERY right to refuse intimacy to a man if she does not like the fact he has a foreskin. He did not want to get circumcised and for her it was a deal breaker. She did not want him to place a potentially smelly or dirty smegma laden penis in her mouth, vagina or perhaps even touch it. She knows EXACTLY what she wants and she was not shy about telling him. Too bad because now they are both looking elsewhere. if a guy wants a chance with Taylor – he had best be circumcised – and she has EVERY right to say so.

    Thing is a man who is circumcised will NEVER be refused on that basis alone – here is a case where a man who is NOT circumcised was refused on that basis and it impacted the relationship enough to break it up. Circumcising sons BROADENS their opportunities sexually – leaving them intact NARROWS them.

    • Dave

      What the hell is wrong with you?

      • David B

        There is NOTHING wrong with me. Understand that Women get to decide who they will be intimate with AND their preferences – with or without foreskins – have to be taken into account. There are MANY women out there who do not want a potentially dirty foreskin covered penis ANYWHERE near them – not in their vagina, not in their mouth, not in their hands and not in their anus. The very idea is repulsive to them and they prefer a circumcised partner.

        THERE IS NOTHING wrong with me and there is NOTHING wrong with Taylor Swift – she is fully entitled to her opinion – and it is not that uncommon. This is a major reason that Mothers circumcise their sons – to make them more appealing to girls when they grow up.

  • PJ

    If you seriously believe a normal, healthy penis is a “turtle neck”, you have issues.

  • PJ

    If you seriously believe a normal, healthy penis is a “turtle neck”, you have issues.

  • PJ

    You can’t be serious. Why would someone want to cut off a normal healthy protective part of the body for a girl? That’s insane.

  • PJ

    Actually the real reason is money and brainwashing, which is why the USA is the ONLY country in the entire world that does it routinely for non-religious reasons.

  • PJ

    Wrong. Across the world, where foreskin is normal (apart from in Muslim and Jewish countries), men with no foreskin would be refused because of their ugly smelly mushroom dicks that don’t have anything to protect them from all kinds of infections.

    • David Busi

      well many women decide exactly the opposite from your assertions and what they say is that the cut version looks MUCH better and it is that wet area under the skin that promotes infections and bacteria transfer – they don’t want that ugly foreskin any where near them. No man circumcised will ever be refused on that basis alone but plenty of women – particularly american women will refuse intact men because it repulses them and they think foreskins are gross, dirty and disgusting. For them a total turn off.

    • filthykafur

      agreed…but circumcision isn’t done “To make them appealing to girls” for fucks sake.. Its done for medical reasons… and in the usa to prevent disease

  • David Busi

    Who says they can not have pain medication? You and you would be wrong. Who says they have an open wound? You and you would be wrong – the wound is neatly and effectively bandaged. There is nothing wrong wrong with a circumcised penis and a whole lot right about one. As to the one who appears to be an idiot – well those that live in glass houses….

    • filthykafur

      Im circumcised…and find it fab. This doesn’t mean some others have bad times. You cant just say its good or bad..it depends on people. Ipersonally find foreskins vile….. but hey… its all cool

  • filthykafur

    Foreskins can be dirty…which is why im glad im circumcised

  • Robin-Frans Winkel

    Indeed, women decide with whom they sleep.

  • Robin-Frans Winkel

    Maybe it should be required by law.