No Case Against Amanda Bynes, Bynes Goes After Chrissy Teigen and Courtney Love
Reports are coming in that the NYPD doesn’t have much of a case against Amanda Bynes because everything right now is just hearsay. A NYPD official says no marijuana was recovered from Bynes’ place and they didn’t recover any broken bong from the scene. The only thing in the report is they saw Amanda throw what looked to be “drug paraphernalia” out the window and smelled “a strong odor of marijuana.”
TMZ tracked down what may have been the remnants of a bong but since it’s been on the sub-roof since Friday, no one is sure if the glass had been tampered with. Chain of custody would be broken and won’t be admissible as evidence.
In related news, Amanda Bynes went off on Chrissy Teigen and Courtney Love on Twitter calling them her favorite four letter insult: ugly. Teigen tweeted, “The fact that Amanda Bynes has any ‘support’ to retweet is really unsettling.”
Of course, Amanda had to respond with a long diatribe.
@chrissyteigen Ur not a pretty model compared to me. I signed to Ford models @ age 13. I don’t look up to u beauty wise. I’m far prettier than u! I’m offended that you’re saying I have a mental illness when I show no sign of it, but thankfully not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old ugly model compared to me! You look 45! You’re not pretty so I’m not intimidated by you! I think you’re jealous that you’re just an ugly model whos career is uninspiring! I don’t respect you! You’re no beauty queen! I’m a beauty queen!
Chrissy ended it right there writing, “Nope. Not going to indulge. Wish the best for her, truly.”
Courtney Love also chimed in telling Bynes to “pull it together.” Bynes, naturally, responded by calling Courtney the “ugliest woman” she’s ever seen.
Holy crap. You know it’s time to take a long hard look at your life when Courtney Love tells you to pull it together. That’s like Joe Camel telling you you should take better care of your body in between puffs from his cigarette through the hole in his throat.
