Justin Bieber Is Fashionable

Justin Bieber performed at the Grand Prix Closing Concert on Monday and if you thought he was going to look like an idiot doing it, have I got news for you. He did. You were right.

Since the new trend with Bieber and friends is to see how low they can sag their pants without it touching the floor, that’s what he did during his concert. The problem with being fashion retarded is there’s nothing to hold your pants up after it slides past your flat ass.

This kid might as well have performed in just his underwear. Except, instead of a bunch of weepy girls in the front row, it’d be a bunch of weepy old men trying to get the equivalent of a male upskirt with their cell phones.