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Paris Hilton Has No Idea What Chinese Food Is

Paris Hilton was in Shanghai on the 15th for the Storm Electronic Music Festival when she posted the above pic of the food she ordered from room service to Instagram. She captioned it, “Room Service time. I love Chinese food.”

As The Cut astutely noted, pretty much none of the food was actually Chinese food. There was spaghetti Bolognese, two soups, a salad, creamy soup, a panini, jam, something with a sliced tomato, three dipping sauces, orange juice, carrot juice, light green juice, salt, pepper and a green cactus. The only remotely Chinese food on the table was fried rice.

This is like me going to Italy, ordering a Big Mac and then telling everyone that it’s Italian food because it was made in Italy. Then again, Paris is an absolute moron  so this was probably exactly her thought process.

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Branovices
Branovices
10 years ago

I… am hesitant to defend her… but this looks like she’s obviously making a purposeful joke about how little of what she ordered was actually Chinese despite being in China.

Elhyzzabeth
10 years ago
Reply to  Branovices

Same here. Nobody’s that stupid… other than maybe the idiots who don’t get jokes and yet somehow work for major blogs.

Mochipants
Mochipants
10 years ago
Reply to  Elhyzzabeth

No…she IS that stupid. I can almost guarantee it. This is the woman who thought Wal-mart was a paint and wallpaper store.