Avril Lavigne Meet and Greet

Brazilian fans paid $400 for a meet and greet with Avril Lavigne. This included taking a photo with her to commemorate the special occasion. The only catch was the peasants weren’t allowed to touch or hug her unless she initiated the contact which made for some stellar photographs.

I’m not sure what would have happened if they did touch her. Would she have started freaking out and screaming, “Unclean! Unclean! Unclean!,” while frantically scrubbing herself with a Wet Wipe like how all my dates end after the goodbye hug? Maybe.

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