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Mama June Offered $1M for Sex Tape

And in news no one asked for, Vivid Entertainment reportedly will pony up a cool million if Mama June and Sugar Bear take their reality show to the land of XXX. TMZ reports:

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has reached out to MJ and SB, offering them up to $1 MIL and maybe even more if they bang on camera for Vivid’s BBW site. Hirsch says to June, “We believe you would fit into that category.”

Vivid also has offered Mama June as much creative input as she wants. Imagining Mama June behind-the-scenes shaping the story arc of her sex tape would make the $4.95 worth it. It could be the most epic, hillbiliest of sex tapes with squawking, heavy breathing and lots of Crisco.

Already Mama June has turned down the land of celebrity tapes such as Kendra Wilkinson and Farrah Abraham, posting on her Facebook:

JUST FYI THERE IS NO SEX TAPE COME OUT ABOUT ME AND SUGARBEAR NEVER I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR MYSELF AND MY KIDS AND MY FAMILY SO WHO EVER MADE THAT LIE UP AND SOLD IT TO TMZ SORRY IT AINT HAPPENING NOT EVEN FOR A ZILLION DOLLARS ….

Looks like Mama June’s a tough negotiator and holding out for more money.

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
9 years ago

I’d knock one out watching her cornhole get gaped. I expect you’d hear some new noises. Might be cute to watch her little piggy fingers trying to find which roll her clit was hiding behind.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
9 years ago

Wat.

bobalouski
bobalouski
9 years ago

Do they want mass suicide?